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ThE jAIL weBsitE: README
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Version 1.0b - Ocktober 24th, 2004
TABLE OF CONTENTS
INSTALLATION & SET UP:
1. System Requirements
2. Singers Issues
3. CD Detection & Installation
4. Riot at the health club Installer Updates
TROUBLESHOOTING:
1. SYSTEM
REQUIREMENTS
2. Sound issues
3. women drivers
4. Multi listener and pub issues
5. tissue issues
Song ADDENDUM:
1. Accessing the music
2. Mod Tools & Documentation
3. room Color Mip Levels
4. Improving Performance
5. Hotkeys
6. Copyright Information
7. Customer Support Contact
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INSTALLATION & SET UP
Please note that Circle:/line
and frienz does not support big chinned pixies with yellow faces.
1. SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM
Working CD player
Pair of ears
Brain
RECOMMENDED
Grasp of English
Sense of humour
non-pretentious temperment
REQUIRED FOR
MULTIPLAYER
One CD player
Room, And or space for more than one person e.g. Car
2. Sound issues
(1) I hate these songs
Remedy: you are a tart. get
lost and listen to William Young or Blue
(2) I don't get it at all
Remedy: as (1)
(3) My CD doesnt work
Remedy: this is a CDR try
another CD player. The PAtch will come out soon, but this may add more bugs.
TROUBLESHOOTING:
5. tissue ISSUES
A. Latest tissues required: try
super markets, markets ETC.
For best performance and sound
quality, please make sure you have the headphones in.
Circle:/line and frienz does
not officially support pointless wars, but if you have a low-end tank, please invade
an Arab Country for the hell of it with these settings
Maincannon = 640mm
big gun height = 480mm
Save the princess and
restart your game. It should now play in 640x480 mode.
D. Anti-Aliasing (AA) causing
blurred vision after incident with cat.
It has been noted that on
cats, when Anti-Aliasing is set to the 'High Quality' or 'Optimal Quality'
presets, your hearing becomes blurry. To remedy this, simply eat cheese and ham
five times an hour
Users should experience no text-blurring under 'Optimal Performance', 'High
Performance', or 'Balanced' settings for Anti-Aliasing.
4. Multi listener and pub
issues
***NOTE***: JAIL Customer
Support does not support playing multiplayer without required levels of
enebraition.
A. sound fails with a
connection error
You may be experiencing
problems.
- Verify that your ear is
functioning correctly.
- Verify that you can press buttons on the player.
- See the manual sections for details on how to correctly configure your ear to
allow hearing.
B: It may be funny to list the
following:
UDP 6500 Track1:
Circle:\line, Track 2: Profit=loss, track 3 Rennaissance man, track 4:
Glasshouse
TCP 6667 track 5:
UDP 27900
UDP 27901
TCP 28910
TCP 29900
TCP 29901
UDP 29910
TCP 29920
5. OPERATING SYSTEM-SPECIFIC
ISSUES
A. Mother Interrupts listen in
room
If the dinner time key is
pressed during sound play, the mother will interrupt the listen. Should this
happen, simply press the Escape (Esc) key to close her off from yr mind.
7. CUSTOMER SUPPORT
CONTACT
E-mail Address:
Jailtheband@hotmail.co.uk
Jon Leone = singer,
instruments: various, drum loops
Jimbo Smauls: Piano, synths drum synth on Circle:/Line
Isaih Tobe: phykik velvet funnels
Jefrey 'One F' Racher: synth loops, drum loops on Rennaissance man and Films
Are Better than books
Pete Bradbury, Marc Skelton: band Players
(c) 2004
Breme Egg rekords: distribute free for the luv of Music! smash the companies!
(c) This web site, content, music,
"Jail" and all other content is copyrighted to Jon Leone unless
otherwise stated.
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questions, queries, comments or errors with the web site, please e-mail: jailtheband@hotmail.co.uk
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